Wow, have you heard the news? You wouldn’t believe what I just heard; that a man flew to Paris in a duffel bag! It sounds so wild, I’m seriously stunned. Can you imagine even attempting to do something like this? Not to mention, of course, that it’s fake!
I mean how he even thought of the concept, is absolutely crazy. He must have been one determined person. I know me, if I was in his shoes, I wouldn’t have been able to think up something so ambitious, not to mention to actually carry it out! I’m thinking to myself, what kind of daring must one have to invent an idea and do it!
You know, I don’t get why anyone would go through all that trouble to attempt something so impossible? It leaves me baffled. If it was me, I’d think of all the alternative methods to get to Paris in a safe and comfortable manner. I mean, obviously it didn’t end well and that’s probably an understatement. How can it possibly end well if you try to fly in a bag?
I am really struggling to comprehend why anyone would even do something like this. Especially when you consider that it was premeditated. All I know is that it must have taken an unbelievable degree of preparation. While I admire the tenacity of this man for wanting to go to Paris so badly, I really don’t understand what was going through his head.
I mean, there must have been so many structural issues. Surely it can’t be safe to fly in a bag if you’re not in the hold space. I’d imagine it would be extremely uncomfortable as well, no room to move, and probably incredibly nauseating too. I don’t know about you, but I’m really starting to feel bad for the guy. He probably would have been arrested the margin he was discovered. Flight attendants aren’t naive about funny business like this.
What I don’t get is how he thought he would get away with lying in a bag? I know it’s fake but it still takes a skilled thief to attempt this kind of operation. Whoever he is, he must possess superb knowledge and effort to even try. Did he think he was James Bond or something?
Well, I guess either way, you just can’t beat the system. I mean, like obviously this is very doubtful but even if it wasn’t, you’d still get caught for false charges. I’m sure if he was out to make a statement, he did, although it didn’t quite do him any good.
Now that I think about it, it’s more outrageous than it is amazing. I mean, why did he even think that it was a good idea? That’s the thing, no matter how crazy the idea, it’s still completely thought through. There’s no half-heartedness about it. He must have mulled over this extensively before he pulled the trigger.
It’s like seeing an ad for a get-rich-quick scheme; sure the premise is attractive but the indisputable risk isn’t appealing at all. What people don’t understand is that some schemes don’t always work and the same can be said for this man’s plan. It’s sad that he had to go through all of that trouble for support of something that wasn’t even real.
The craziest of all facts is that it worked. That he was actually flown to Paris and returned back home unscathed. I mean, talk about luck. Yes, he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he’s a survivor, that’s for sure. You know I’m starting to wonder if he was prepared for this eventuality? I bet that guy has lots of stories to tell.