At a glance, it did look like real pee. It was yellow, it foamed a little, and when you shook it, it made that pee-like sound. The taste felt like my own, too so I
was convinced. I kept it on-hand and used it to meet the networking event’s stringent requirements. It was all cool, until someone accidentally grabbed the wrong cup and I noticed the pee was still yellow.
That’s when I laughingly found out it was all a big joke and my roommate had bought me a fake pee bag! Everyone got a good chuckle out of it, though the networking event organizers weren’t quite amused and made us all retake our tests. Talk about embarrassing! I was red as a tomato afterwards.
Anyways, upon further research, I learned that there are loads of those fake pee bags out there, mad cheap even! I was fascinated to learn so many people were using ’em to beat drug tests or ‘whatever’. I knew then and there that I needed my own, and started browsing around for one.
I have to say, they’re much more reliable than what my roommates bought me! I feel no shame in admitting it: I carry around a fake piss bag with me wherever and whenever I go now. Sure, it’s a ridiculous precaution to take, I know, but it can come in handy in those sticky situations. Had I not had it, I would’ve been up a creek because of that trick my friend pulled!
Though it probably would’ve gotten me out of a lot of hot water, I’m glad I didn’t use it that night. The jig would’ve been up the moment someone realized the pee wasn’t real. So I ride without it most times, but I take comfort in the knowledge that it now sits in my room, just in case.
Honestly, if you’re ever in a tight spot and you’ve got no other options, I’d suggest investing in a fake piss bag. It worked wonders for me and I’m sure it can work for you too! And plus, there’s no harm in keeping it around if you don’t need it in the end.